2005 Vintage: The Office

A guy walks in and puts the bartender’s stapler in Jello.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.102/09/1999 10:56Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Discman_Skipper04/24/2006 18:23Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/04/2002 17:02My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Sum41_Skater01/12/2015 22:33In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/22/2011 06:28I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.