2005 Classic: The “Gold Digger” Anthem

Kanye and Jamie Foxx reminded us that she ain’t messin’ with no broke men—which is bad news for my 2005 bank account.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette11/26/1997 18:42I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Gnutella_User09/21/2009 00:49Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Blogger_Default08/03/2000 01:36Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Llamas_With_Hats02/19/2008 15:45Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Net_Neutrality11/15/2011 02:31Equality for all jokes!