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2007 Classic: Chris Crocker

 Why was a guy crying into a bedsheet the biggest star of 2007? Because “Leave Britney Alone!” proved that you only need three minutes of raw emotion to become the internet’s first true viral superstar.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro11/07/2003 11:19Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@The_Mask_Smokin01/17/1998 18:26P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Snake_Game_Pro11/03/2011 17:40I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/11/2012 03:43Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@E_T_Phone_Home07/09/2003 21:23E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Bernie_Mittens01/18/2014 06:04I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Railgun_Sniper03/03/1999 16:48I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Fred_Channel_0608/25/2003 16:25HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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