1995 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner

It still feels like sorcery when the cashier swipes a box of cereal and the price magically appears on the red LED.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

@Doom_Guy09/07/2003 02:51Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Quake_Fragger10/07/2011 01:47M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@The_Mask_Smokin01/29/2008 14:47P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Beavis_Butthead09/25/2008 00:41Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/04/2011 11:30I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan01/09/1998 05:54Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Bill_Nye_Fan10/14/2011 22:19Science rules! But jokes are a close second.