Why did the ghost go to the gym? To gain some “dead” weight.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
No way! That’s too much!