Why did Monica Lewinsky keep the blue dress? Because in 1998, a DNA stain was the only way to get a President to stay for more than a few minutes after the “meeting” ended.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Classic. Simply classic.
RT if you think this is funny!