2000 Legacy: The Cargo

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but I’m still knocking!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Pikachu_Fan_8810/09/1999 07:05Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Men_In_Black_K09/17/1996 21:14We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@SoundBlaster_AWE08/03/2011 18:32Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@E_T_Phone_Home04/28/2001 16:52E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Digg_Submitter_0504/15/1996 02:55Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!