1999 Classic: The Virus

“It’s a millennial virus. It’s like a normal virus, but it has better marketing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

@Fight_Club_Member05/14/1997 21:54I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Donny_V_ShutUp03/07/1998 18:34Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Grunge_Lord_9411/08/2008 14:43I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Breakfast_Club_B10/18/2007 10:09Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Chocolate_Rain06/18/2015 09:31I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Rocket_Jumper11/10/2002 05:23This humor took me to new heights!