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2000 Classic: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Myspace_First_Friend06/19/2014 18:03I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Iron_Man_Tony05/12/2012 18:18I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Get_Flash_Player10/28/1997 03:41Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Hi5_Pro_User05/05/2004 09:12High five for this joke!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/28/1997 10:59I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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