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2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber’s “One Time”

 Why were the pre-teens screaming? Because a kid with a “swoosh” haircut appeared on YouTube and the world was never the same again.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

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2025 Classic: Avatar
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/13/2005 16:57There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Lion_King_Simba01/25/1996 07:03Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@OfficeWorker_9908/25/1997 02:29I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@AOL_Instant_Msg04/13/1996 16:44I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Baywatch_Runner02/27/2001 07:32Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Judge_Dredd_Law06/28/1998 10:48I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Party_On_Garth07/07/2006 04:15I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

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