2009 Vintage: The Belt

I’m “tightening.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@PowerRanger_Red08/28/2001 13:02It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter06/06/1996 02:27The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Toy_Story_Woody08/02/2009 02:25There is a joke in my boot!

@HTML_Hacker09/09/1999 05:11<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/21/1996 21:58Smooth joke, very smooth.

@PeanutButter_J12/19/2003 23:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Top_List_Winner02/08/2007 03:23Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/10/1996 02:21May I suggest another joke, sir?

@IMVU_Chatter11/09/2003 00:253D laughs are the best!