Why did the scanners fail? Because the software couldn’t recognize a face wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a helmet—proving that “Low-Tech” is the best “Anti-Stealth” device.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
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In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
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2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
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Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
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I see funny people... everywhere!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
But you have heard of this joke!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
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