2013 Legacy: The Grumpy Cat

She told me I have “resting Grumpy Cat face.” I told her it’s just the face of a man who hasn’t seen the remote in two hours.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m being haunted by a dead AI. She said, "That’s jus...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner08/29/2015 15:11Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Clueless_Dionne12/31/2012 05:05Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Linux_Distro_User03/25/1995 15:12Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@BitTorrent_0108/06/2002 00:36Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Bill_Nye_Fan07/27/2007 08:55Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Brennan_Huff_X05/30/2013 18:01I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.