What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software work in the ‘Upside Down’?”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!