2012 Archive: The London Olympian

One, but they have to be drug-tested and stand on a podium before the light counts.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Win95_Fanatic09/22/2008 12:27This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Lara_Croft_9609/11/2002 03:43Found a real treasure with this one.

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/08/2006 20:27Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Speed_Racer_Go05/30/2009 02:37Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Slow_Clap_Guy12/06/2012 23:53...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!