2013 Classic: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new console?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@Doom_Marines04/05/2008 20:38Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@SpiderMan_Peter04/25/1996 09:13My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/19/1995 15:13I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Goonies_Never_D08/20/2005 17:39Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Borat_Very_Nice09/09/1997 18:49Very nice! Great success!

@Under_Const_Gif04/16/2014 14:08This site is never finished... with humor!