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My doctor finally got an iPhone. He spent the whole physical trying to figure out why he can’t ‘Swipe’ me to the next room.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

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@Scream_Fan_9611/20/2004 12:56What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Project_Mayhem07/03/2002 12:14Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Reservoir_Joe09/25/1998 10:58Professional humor for professional people.

@Green_Day_Fan12/27/2003 12:18Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@HotBot_User11/23/2002 16:11Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.