2015 Legacy: The Steve Jobs Movie
“I’m a visionary!” “You can’t even find the ‘on’ button on the microwave, Michael. Sit down.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress &… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Steve Jobs Movie
2015 Archive: The USB “Plasma Ball”
Why was the desk so “Electric”? (Wait, that was 2011—in 2015, we have USB-powered essential oil diffusers). Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The USB “Plasma Ball”
2015 Vintage: The Weeknd (Can’t Feel My Face)
Why couldn’t he feel his face? Because in 2015, his hair was so legendary it was probably cutting off his oxygen, but the song was… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Weeknd (Can’t Feel My Face)
2014 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his Christmas lights were “trying too hard to be the North Star.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Archive: The Neighbor
2014 Legacy: The “Dogecoin” Dog
Why was the intern talking about a “Meme Currency”? He told the boss he wanted his bonus in “Doge” and got a literal dog bowl.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Dogecoin” Dog
2014 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2014 Archive: The LCD Monitor Polish
2013 Legacy: Ray Allen’s Game 6 Shot
Why did the San Antonio Spurs fans have to cancel their championship parade with 5 seconds left? Because Ray Allen hit a corner three so… Read More »2013 Legacy: Ray Allen’s Game 6 Shot
2013 Archive: The Twitter “IPO”
Why was the accountant staring at a bird? He bought shares and was waiting for them to “take flight.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2013 Archive: The Twitter “IPO”
2012 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”
Why was the salesman crying? His “Ultrabook” died in the middle of the “End of the World” party. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”
2012 Vintage: The Django Unchained
A guy walks in and the bartender says, “The ‘D’ is silent.” The guy says, “So is my wallet, give me a cheap bourbon.” Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Django Unchained