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2015 Vintage: The Weeknd (Can’t Feel My Face)

 Why couldn’t he feel his face? Because in 2015, his hair was so legendary it was probably cutting off his oxygen, but the song was too catchy to care.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/23/2004 14:40Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Mainframe_Manny03/14/1995 22:18Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Pi_Mathematics03/09/1996 00:05Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Nirvana_Teen06/20/2012 11:08Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Spawn_Camper_J03/21/2012 15:09I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Rocket_Jumper12/03/2003 18:17This humor took me to new heights!

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