2021 Legacy: The Free Guy Player
One, but they’re just an NPC who realized they can do whatever they want. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Free Guy Player
2020 Classic: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with cabin fever. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Beirut Explosion
Why was the world so shocked in August? Because it reminded us that “Government Negligence” isn’t just about bad policy—sometimes it’s about leaving 2,750 tons… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Beirut Explosion
2018 Archive: The Winchester Mystery
Why was Helen Mirren nominated? Because even a Dame can’t save a haunted house movie where the biggest ghost is the missing plot. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Winchester Mystery
2018 Classic: The “Bowsette” Phenomenon
Why was the dragon wearing a crown and a black dress? Because the internet decided that Bowser needed a “princess” transformation, and it got weird… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Bowsette” Phenomenon
2017 Archive: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Mesh”
Why was the manager’s house full of white pucks? He was trying to get “Total Coverage” for his 3 AM emails. Part of the 78… Read More »2017 Archive: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Mesh”
2017 Archive: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did The Salesman win? Because Asghar Farhadi stayed home in protest, proving that sometimes the best way to win an Oscar is to not… Read More »2017 Archive: The Best Foreign Language Film
2016 Legacy: The A Tribe Called Quest “We Got It from Here…”
Why the comeback? For the legends returning for one final masterpiece after 18 years, honoring the memory of Phife Dawg. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2016 Legacy: The A Tribe Called Quest “We Got It from Here…”
2016 Vintage: The Pessimist
“The light coming back on just reminds me of all the emails I’m ignoring.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pessimist
2016 Archive: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills for a Poke-meetup. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Archive: The Load