“I’m a visionary!” “You can’t even find the ‘on’ button on the microwave, Michael. Sit down.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
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The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
We are many. We are laughing.