2016 Vintage: The Pessimist

“The light coming back on just reminds me of all the emails I’m ignoring.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

@T9_Texter05/29/2010 09:004-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Msdos_Expert02/11/1998 05:30DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/04/1998 22:34Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/18/2009 03:07I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory01/07/2004 06:52Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Student_Life_0109/23/2009 09:06Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/17/2012 08:23This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Grunge_Lord_9407/05/2010 23:28I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.