1999 Vintage: The Diet
“Eat like it’s 1899,” the doctor said. “No electricity, no processed sugar, and lots of manual labor.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Diet
1999 Classic: The Vacuum
She says our new vacuum has “no soul.” She prefers the one that screams. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic &… Read More »1999 Classic: The Vacuum
1998 Vintage: The Rug
A guy walks into a bar and complains about his stolen rug. The bartender says, “That’s too bad, it really tied the room together.” Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Rug
1997 Classic: Best Traditional Blues Album
Why did Deep in the Blues win? Because James Cotton proved that if you play the harmonica long enough, the world eventually listens. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: Best Traditional Blues Album
1996 Archive: The Talk Show Host
“Coming up next: Light bulbs that won’t screw in—and the sockets that love them!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Talk Show Host
1996 Vintage: The Fish
I’m a fisherman. I’m just hooked. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The George Foreman Grill
Why was the heavyweight champion in the kitchen? Because George Foreman realized that “knocking people out” was good, but “knocking out the fat” was a… Read More »1995 Vintage: The George Foreman Grill
1995 Classic: The DVD Player Price
Why did it cost $1,000? Because the privilege of not having to “be kind, rewind” a tape was a luxury only the rich could afford.… Read More »1995 Classic: The DVD Player Price
1995 Classic: The Wite-Out
Why is there Wite-Out all over the blonde’s computer screen? She was trying to fix her “Windows” errors. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Wite-Out
1995 Legacy: The Heart
My doctor told me I have the heart of a 20-year-old. He also told me I should probably give it back to him before the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Heart