2002 Archive: The “Complicated” Avril Lavigne
I’m wearing a necktie over a t-shirt and acting like the world is out to get me. I’m 28, but Avril says it’s okay. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Complicated” Avril Lavigne
2002 Classic: The “Empty” Caves of Tora Bora
Why were the soldiers frustrated? Because after billions of dollars in bombs, the only thing they found in the caves was some dry rice, a… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Empty” Caves of Tora Bora
2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Style
Leonardo DiCaprio proved that if you wear a pilot’s uniform, people will let you do literally anything. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Style
2002 Classic: The Star Wars Clone Wars Hype
The group of nerdy kids who spent all of lunch break fighting with fluorescent plastic light tubes in the back of the playing field. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Star Wars Clone Wars Hype
2001 Classic: The Sound
I’m a speaker. I’m just “loud.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Northern Ireland Arms Decommissioning
Why was the IRA finally giving up guns? Because even they realized that in 2001, being a “paramilitary” was about to become a very bad… Read More »2001 Classic: The Northern Ireland Arms Decommissioning
2001 Vintage: The Bridget Jones Moment
Why do guys love Bridget Jones? Because she’s the only woman in 2001 who drinks more than they do and has bigger underwear. Part of the 51… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Bridget Jones Moment
2001 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2000 Classic: The Beanie Baby Altar Decoration
Finding a plush stuffed Millennium Bear sitting right next to the collection basket during a youth-led Sunday service because it was deemed the ultimate symbol… Read More »2000 Classic: The Beanie Baby Altar Decoration
2000 Legacy: The Sims Logic
Why is playing The Sims better than a real marriage? Because in the game, if your spouse starts complaining, you can just delete the door and wait… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Sims Logic