2009 Archive: The Best Director Win

Why did Danny Boyle win? For proving that a movie with no big stars and a lot of subtitles can still conquer the world if it has a good heartbeat.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Ebay_Sniper12/16/1997 06:08Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Clueless_Cher07/06/2009 02:11As if! This is too funny.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings12/16/2008 16:23One joke to rule them all!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/14/2000 15:24They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@DragonBall_Z_G09/10/1999 05:55His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Under_Const_Gif07/13/2005 04:08This site is never finished... with humor!

@Technorati_Tag10/22/1995 09:37Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Llamas_With_Hats07/15/2011 17:45Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!