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2001 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather Update

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index will be.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2001 “Windows XP, iPod Confusion & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer04/04/2002 04:42Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Tamagotchi_Dad05/27/2013 22:33Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Cipher_Steak01/28/2001 14:16Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@GL_HF_Runner03/16/2007 07:41Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Map_Maker_X08/29/2013 02:21The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Fred_Channel_0612/29/2014 02:45HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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