I’m wearing a necktie over a t-shirt and acting like the world is out to get me. I’m 28, but Avril says it’s okay.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
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