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2001 Classic: The Northern Ireland Arms Decommissioning

Why was the IRA finally giving up guns? Because even they realized that in 2001, being a “paramilitary” was about to become a very bad career choice.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye02/17/2007 17:14Better than a headshot in Complex!
@StarWars_Nerd05/26/2014 04:17The farce is strong with this one!
@Overclocker_Pro12/02/2009 15:56My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/04/2007 12:58Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Llamas_With_Hats07/14/2010 23:18Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Wall_Post_Hero02/28/2007 00:26Posting this to my own wall right now!

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