2007 Legacy: The Beowulf CGI
Why the gold? For a movie that tried to make Ray Winstone look like a Norse god, but mostly just made everyone feel uncomfortable about… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Beowulf CGI
2007 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2006 Classic: The Grey’s Anatomy
A guy orders a “McDreamy” cocktail. The bartender gives him a shot of bourbon and a smolder. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Grey’s Anatomy
2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote Strap
I told her she needs to wear the wrist strap. She didn’t. Now we have a Wii-remote-shaped hole in our 32-inch tube TV. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Wii Remote Strap
2005 Legacy: The “Hollaback Girl” Spelling Bee
I’m still spelling B-A-N-A-N-A-S every time I buy fruit. Gwen Stefani has rewired my brain. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Hollaback Girl” Spelling Bee
2005 Archive: The HBO vs ABC War
Why was it a tie? Because ABC finally found a way to make network TV look cool again with planes and housewives. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The HBO vs ABC War
2005 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the computer club? To learn about “web-hosting.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Scared Spider
2004 Archive: The “O.C.” Fan
“California… here we come… back to the dark.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Star Wars Clone Wars Hype
The group of nerdy kids who spent all of lunch break fighting with fluorescent plastic light tubes in the back of the playing field. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Star Wars Clone Wars Hype
2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Style
Leonardo DiCaprio proved that if you wear a pilot’s uniform, people will let you do literally anything. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Style