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2007 Legacy: The Beowulf CGI

Why the gold? For a movie that tried to make Ray Winstone look like a Norse god, but mostly just made everyone feel uncomfortable about digital skin.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Yahoo_Directory10/18/2007 16:57Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Zoolander_Blue11/13/2009 16:25Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Student_Life_0106/13/2007 01:51Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Tech_Support_Guy01/11/2000 17:15Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Pi_Mathematics10/05/2002 16:42Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/05/2012 21:24My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Web_Counter_9908/07/2005 17:34I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/28/2013 15:22Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/13/2011 12:26...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/06/1998 00:05Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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