A guy orders a “McDreamy” cocktail. The bartender gives him a shot of bourbon and a smolder.
Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
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And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
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I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.