2005 Archive: The HBO vs ABC War

Why was it a tie? Because ABC finally found a way to make network TV look cool again with planes and housewives.

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why didn't Reese and Jennifer fight? Because the on-screen drama ...read more »

Thailand Buzz: Why the jokes? Because every nominee spent the gal...read more »

In 1995, the 47th Primetime Emmy Awards proved that the small scr...read more »

Why did they beat the giants? With 36 statues (thanks to Shōgun a...read more »

Why Colin Farrell? For making Gotham look like a place you'd actu...read more »

Why was Pedro Pascal nominated? For proving that being the "Inter...read more »

In 2015, the 67th Primetime Emmy Awards felt like a massive celeb...read more »

Why did he return to win for a guest spot? Because even without S...read more »

Why was "America’s nicest comedian" a hit? Because after years of...read more »

Why the hit? For mocking the constant name changes of her network...read more »

Why was Jon Stewart back again? Because in an election year, Amer...read more »

Why only technicals? Because after a three-year wait, the Academy...read more »

Why did Baby Reindeer and Ripley take so much? Because nobody doe...read more »

Why the mention? For being the only free service that still belie...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer07/15/2007 19:43Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Titanic_Survivor01/15/1996 01:41I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Harry_Potter_Ron03/08/2002 00:25Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Trainspotting_Rent09/11/2012 18:39Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Snatch_Mickey09/02/1997 20:35Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/07/2004 08:27I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/27/2014 07:25M’lady... this joke is superb.