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2025 Classic: The White Lotus

Thailand Buzz: Why the jokes? Because every nominee spent the gala wondering who Mike White was going to “kill off” next season in Asia.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Severance’s Return, The Bear’s Drama & The Penguin’s Iceberg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Britt Lower? For being Helly R and proving that rebelling aga...read more »
2024 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why Hacks? Because the truth about Hollywood is that older women ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Last of Us Part II
Why was Pedro Pascal nominated? For proving that being the "Inter...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ted Lasso Reunion
Why the whispers? Because rumors of a comeback made everyone in t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Jean Smart "HBO/Max" Joke
Why the hit? For mocking the constant name changes of her network...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Billy Crudup Win
Why again for The Morning Show? Because nobody does "magnetically...read more »
2024 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jeremy Allen White? For his second win in a row and for provi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bear "Best Supporting" Sweep
Why Ebon Moss-Bachrach again? Because "Cousin" swears just as wel...read more »
2024 Classic: The Abbott Elementary Persistence
Why is Quinta Brunson still there? Because a Philly public school...read more »

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2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Jean Smart? Because winning Emmys is as natural to her as bre...read more »
2024 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Shōgun? For being the first non-English language series to wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Roku Channel Surprise
Why the mention? For being the only free service that still belie...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog10/21/2008 02:04Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Java_Applet_User04/07/2005 04:55This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/07/2009 13:45This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Walter_Sobchak07/22/1999 15:56Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Ghostbusters_V03/06/1996 22:12Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Friday_Rebecca06/11/2007 18:14Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

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