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2005 Legacy: The Scared Spider

 Why did the spider join the computer club? To learn about “web-hosting.”

Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.108/10/1996 06:44Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Tripod_Member07/23/1997 01:42Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Modem_Meltdown06/19/2012 03:06My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Linux_Distro_Fan09/25/2006 22:14Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@SoundBlaster_AWE11/25/1996 23:50Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Grunge_Lord_9407/18/2005 05:57I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Marquee_Text_Fan11/19/2009 06:15<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Excite_User_9711/11/1999 11:21This site is very exciting!
@Captain_Obvious05/22/2011 16:27This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Safari_Surfer08/28/2014 19:19A wild laugh appeared!

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