2012 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”
Why was the salesman crying? His “Ultrabook” died in the middle of the “End of the World” party. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”
2012 Vintage: The Django Unchained
A guy walks in and the bartender says, “The ‘D’ is silent.” The guy says, “So is my wallet, give me a cheap bourbon.” Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Django Unchained
2010 Classic: The Russian Spy Swap
Why was this like a Bond movie? Because ten “sleeper agents” went back to Moscow in exchange for four prisoners, proving the Cold War never… Read More »2010 Classic: The Russian Spy Swap
2009 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Danny Boyle win? For proving that a movie with no big stars and a lot of subtitles can still conquer the world if… Read More »2009 Archive: The Best Director Win
2009 Vintage: The “Bad Romance” Rah-Rah
Gaga in a bathtub with a sparkler bra. 2009 music videos have officially reached “peak weird” and I love it. Part of the 68 Observational… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Bad Romance” Rah-Rah
2009 Legacy: The Kanye West
My mother-in-law is like Kanye at the VMAs. She’ll let me finish a sentence, but first, she has to tell everyone that her daughter had… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Kanye West
2009 Vintage: The 10-Year Challenge
Why did the traveler look so old? Because he looked at his passport photo from 1999 and realized he’d spent a decade in airport lounges.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 10-Year Challenge
2008 Legacy: The MySpace “End”
Why was the screen so quiet? Because the last person in the office finally moved their “Top 8” to Facebook. Part of the 67 Office… Read More »2008 Legacy: The MySpace “End”
2007 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2007 Classic: The Hillary Clinton Frontrunner Status
Why was Hillary so confident in 2007? Because her campaign staff convinced her that “Inevitable” was a legally binding term in the Democratic primary. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hillary Clinton Frontrunner Status