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2012 Legacy: The Laptop “Battery Health”

 Why was the salesman crying? His “Ultrabook” died in the middle of the “End of the World” party.

Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/30/1998 01:03I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/02/1999 13:12One joke to rule them all!
@DVD_Rom_King06/06/2015 15:58More capacity for humor on this site!
@MP3_Encoder03/03/2015 10:23128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H09/11/2003 00:22Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Midi_Background10/16/1995 19:10Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Animated_Mail_G03/09/1997 08:34The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Technorati_Tag02/20/2011 05:02Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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