2009 Vintage: The 10-Year Challenge

Why did the traveler look so old? Because he looked at his passport photo from 1999 and realized he’d spent a decade in airport lounges.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Harry_Potter_0111/22/2010 07:43Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Daria_Morg05/28/1998 12:30My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog01/15/2012 01:48Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

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@StumbleUpon_User12/30/2013 11:36I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Leet_Speaker_7708/24/2004 18:147h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!