Why did The Salesman win? Because Asghar Farhadi stayed home in protest, proving that sometimes the best way to win an Oscar is to not show up.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Godzilla Minus One a miracle? Because they proved that 35...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.