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2000 Classic: The Beanie Baby Altar Decoration

Finding a plush stuffed Millennium Bear sitting right next to the collection basket during a youth-led Sunday service because it was deemed the ultimate symbol of the new era.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User06/28/2003 22:17I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Geocities_Builder07/31/1996 03:39I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Quake_Fragger05/05/1997 07:41M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Sidekick_User12/21/2010 08:29Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Doge_Much_Funny09/24/2005 01:23Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Success_Kid_Win06/02/2002 08:38Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Arthas_Fan_0205/01/2014 07:24Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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