Why is playing The Sims better than a real marriage? Because in the game, if your spouse starts complaining, you can just delete the door and wait for the problem to resolve itself.
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
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