Why was a secret recording the end of the Romney campaign? Because it’s hard to win an election when you accidentally tell a room full of billionaires that half the country is “dependent on the government” while the waiter is still in the room.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I should make a game about this joke.
Classic. Simply classic.