Why were the soldiers frustrated? Because after billions of dollars in bombs, the only thing they found in the caves was some dry rice, a 1980s radio, and a lot of very angry bats.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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