1998 Vintage: The Rug

A guy walks into a bar and complains about his stolen rug. The bartender says, “That’s too bad, it really tied the room together.”

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@Win95_Fanatic11/15/1998 08:44This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Geocities_Builder09/23/1996 13:28I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Dodgeball_Pat10/15/2011 14:03If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Baxter_The_Dog08/22/1997 08:16Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Mocking_Sponge04/02/1998 18:16mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@IMVU_Chatter07/17/2007 14:433D laughs are the best!

@Charlie_Unicorn06/21/1996 04:57We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!