1996 Archive: The Talk Show Host

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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus04/06/2011 18:34What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Clueless_Cher11/06/2015 18:50As if! This is too funny.

@OfficeWorker_9908/05/1996 05:51I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Burning_CDs07/13/2013 11:37I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@C++_Dev_9803/25/1999 10:23I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/01/2013 09:34Multipass! For the comedy club!

@G_I_Joe_Real12/05/1995 10:50And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Dale_Doback_Fan03/19/2002 19:59Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!