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1999 Classic: The Vacuum

 She says our new vacuum has “no soul.” She prefers the one that screams.

Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior08/06/1997 16:12I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Encarta_Explorer12/22/2015 21:09I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@CSS_Master_9903/01/2015 16:31Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@CRT_Degauss05/30/1996 12:35BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/29/1996 13:16Super green! Hilarious!
@Beavis_Cornholio10/15/1997 12:10I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@He_Man_Power08/17/2010 16:03I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Confused_Travolta01/26/1998 18:01Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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