Why was the heavyweight champion in the kitchen? Because George Foreman realized that “knocking people out” was good, but “knocking out the fat” was a billion-dollar business.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).