Why did the San Antonio Spurs fans have to cancel their championship parade with 5 seconds left? Because Ray Allen hit a corner three so cold it froze the entire state of Texas, saving LeBron’s legacy and leading the Heat to back-to-back titles.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Waddle on over and read this!