2009 Archive: The Taking of Pelham 123
Why Denzel and Travolta? For a movie that suggested that a subway heist is mostly just two guys yelling at each other over a headset.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Taking of Pelham 123
2009 Classic: The 3D TV
They’re selling them now. I told her we need one. She said, “I can see you in 3D for free, and it’s already too much.”… Read More »2009 Classic: The 3D TV
2009 Classic: The Miracle on the Hudson
Why did we toast to Captain Sully? Because Sully Sullenberger showed us that even when things go south, a cool head and a “water landing”… Read More »2009 Classic: The Miracle on the Hudson
2009 Vintage: The Tea Party Movement
Why did people start wearing tricorn hats again? Because they realized that “Taxed Enough Already” made a better acronym than “We’re Just Really Mad About… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Tea Party Movement
2009 Vintage: The “Hey, Soul Sister” (Wait, that’s 2010)
Train is already warming up the ukulele. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Calendar
I’m “dating.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The MRI
“Does this machine scan for hope?” “No, just gallstones. Hope was an out-of-network expense in 2007.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial… Read More »2008 Legacy: The MRI
2007 Archive: The Sheep
I’m “following” the Apple keynote. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Facebook Group Exodus
The college ministry leader officially moving the prayer chain from an email listserv to a brand-new “Facebook Group,” prompting a two-hour lecture from the older… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Facebook Group Exodus
2006 Archive: The Google-YouTube Merger
Why did the merger lawyer celebrate? He realized he could now bill for watching “Evolution of Dance” under the category of “due diligence on digital… Read More »2006 Archive: The Google-YouTube Merger