2005 Archive: The Google Search Era
The librarian looking completely defeated while trying to explain to students that typing “Give me the answers to page 54” into the search bar would… Read More »2005 Archive: The Google Search Era
2005 Classic: The Grey’s Anatomy Debut
Why the whispers? For a show that promised more hospital hookups than actual medical procedures. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost… Read More »2005 Classic: The Grey’s Anatomy Debut
2005 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2.0
Why were we building schools again? To ensure that the people we just accidentally bombed have a nice place to sit and think about why… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2.0
2004 Legacy: The “Vertigo” U2
“Uno, dos, tres, catorce!” Bono’s math is wrong, but the guitar riff is so right I don’t even care. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Vertigo” U2
2004 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
Why Catwoman? For dialogue that was so “catty” it technically counts as animal cruelty. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander &… Read More »2004 Vintage: Worst Screenplay
2004 Archive: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to follow. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Kanye West “College Dropout”
Why did the student quit his internship to travel? Because Kanye told him he didn’t need a degree to be “Jesus Walks” famous. Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The Kanye West “College Dropout”
2004 Archive: The LCD Monitor Standard
Why did the office look so spacious? Because the last of the “beige tanks” (CRT monitors) were finally hauled away to the recycler. Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The LCD Monitor Standard
2004 Legacy: The Chile Tennis Gold
Why was Nicolás Massú a national hero? Because he won the gold in singles and doubles, staying on court for so long he probably needed a vacation… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Chile Tennis Gold
2003 Vintage: The Pear
We make a great “pair.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified