Why was Nicolás Massú a national hero? Because he won the gold in singles and doubles, staying on court for so long he probably needed a vacation for the rest of the year.
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Oops, I laughed again!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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